Haiku Corner: irony

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Saturday

all perfect copies
each one exactly the same
no one is special

Tweet Me!

"I don't wear make-up;
But I wish you would buy some."
She pleaded with them.

Door-to-door, sadly.
"The Amish Avon Lady"
She was a failure.

I Need A Poem
A Demonstration Haiku
These Three Lines Will Do

dry when you have one
pours when you leave it at home
inverse weather gauge

they're white with black stripes;
or are they black with white stripes?
zebra does not care

Keep them very clean!
Heed this warning or you will...
Keep them in a glass!

'When They Stick, They're Done.'
All My Pasta Thrown At Walls...
Nothing Left To Eat!

house made out of ice
what if it catches on fire?
those inside would drown

a challenge to write
on things starting with an "a"
is overly broad

"almost anything"
seems too much like "everything"
and might never end

Perfect Half-Moon Shape
Filled With Goodies, Oozing Cheese
Must Break A Few Eggs!

'When They Stick, They're Done.'
All My Pasta Thrown At Walls...
Nothing Left To Eat!

Till Death Do Us Part
Try To Leave And I'll Kill You
A Deal Is A Deal

Sitting In The Dark
Still Watching For An Offer
Guess I Planned Badly

The Sound Is So Loud
No One Else Can Sleep A Wink
Can't You Hear Yourself??

Ironic Struggle
This Job Would Be Easier
If It Was Not Dark