Football ~ Haiku

IF FOOTBALLS ARE CHEAP WHY NOT GIVE EACH TEAM THEIR OWN? THEN THEY WILL NOT FIGHT

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Super Bowl Haiku

SOME COME FOR THE ADS SOME CARE WHO WINS THE BIG GAME I COME FOR THE SNACKS

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X is for X-ray

TESTS CAN BE SCARY
I WANT THEM TO THINK I'M BRAVE
BUT THEY SEE THROUGH ME

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T is for Twin

IF I HAD A TWIN WE WOULD PLAY TRICKS ALL THE TIME PLAYING EACH OTHER

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R is for Raisins

ALWAYS SUSPECTED
THEY'RE JUST GRAPES GONE PAST THEIR PRIME
SHRIVELED AND RENAMED

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J is for Jigsaw Puzzles

JOY AS PICTURE FORMS
THEN ANGER WHEN TRUTH IS CLEAR...
LAST PIECE NOT IN BOX!

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G is for Garage ~ Haiku

SUCH A HANDY SPACE
I JUST STORED A FEW THINGS THERE
NOW, NO SPACE FOR CAR...

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Green Bread ~ Haiku

SAINT PATRICK'S DAY BRUNCH
WITH THE BREAD SO FESTIVE GREEN
OR IS THAT JUST MOLD?

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Super Bowl ~ Haiku

some come for the ads
some care who wins the big game
I come for the snacks

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An Amish Avon Lady ~ Haiku

"I don't wear make-up;
But I wish you would buy some."
She pleaded with them.

Door-to-door, sadly.
"The Amish Avon Lady"
She was a failure.

Bad Kitties ~ Haiku

Up on the counter
Licking the dinner I made
I can't eat that now

Diet ~ Haiku

New Years Is Long Past
Resolutions Now Have Failed
I Eat What I Like

Letters ~ Haiku

Mail that smells like ink
I miss the days of letters
E-mail does not smell

Marshmallows ~ Haiku

Why do cats like these??
Marshmallows make them so sick!
They must taste great twice.

Quotes ~ Haiku

I know what I mean
Someone else said it better
I'll borrow their words!

Redneck Hors D'oeuvres ~ Haiku

Chunks Of Homemade Cheese
Tiny Wienies Dipped In Sauce
Good Stuff On Toothpicks

Shower Singing ~ Haiku

I sound great in there
the acoustics are awesome
audience gets wet

Yogurt ~ Haiku

good digestion aide
my fav: chocolate frozen
is that still healthy?

Zebra Stripes ~ Haiku

they're white with black stripes;
or are they black with white stripes?
zebra does not care

Yarn ~ Haiku

compulsive hobby
collecting yarn to crochet
stash out of control!