M is for Muffintops

    THE YUMMIEST PART OF TOO MANY OF THESE MEANS THEIR RESULT ON YOU!    

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V is for Vultures

NO DISHES TO WASH NO LEFTOVERS IN THE FRIDGE
EVERYTHING PICKED CLEAN!

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R is for Recipe

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD
ENDLESS COLLECTING WITH PLANS BUT NOT TIME FOR ALL

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V is for Vending Machine

PAY, PRESS BUTTON, WAIT... NO SNACK AND NO COINS RETURNED LIKE PLAYING ROULETTE

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R is for Raisins

ALWAYS SUSPECTED
THEY'RE JUST GRAPES GONE PAST THEIR PRIME
SHRIVELED AND RENAMED

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I is for Ice Cream ~ Haiku

ONE DELIGHTFUL SCOOP
ATOP CONE HELD CARELESSLY
ONE SAD SCOOP ON GROUND

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Green Bread ~ Haiku

SAINT PATRICK'S DAY BRUNCH
WITH THE BREAD SO FESTIVE GREEN
OR IS THAT JUST MOLD?

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Kitty Treats ~ Haiku

PERFORMS FOR A TREAT
FLAVORS I WOULD NEVER EAT
HE GOBBLES WITH JOY

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Super Bowl ~ Haiku

some come for the ads
some care who wins the big game
I come for the snacks

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Tastes of Thanksgiving ~ Haiku

Hot juicy turkey
Grandmother's stuffing
Many pie choices

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Bad Kitties ~ Haiku

Up on the counter
Licking the dinner I made
I can't eat that now

Diet ~ Haiku

New Years Is Long Past
Resolutions Now Have Failed
I Eat What I Like

Jello Mold ~ Haiku

wiggles on the plate
chunks of fruit hover inside
you can't resist it!

Marshmallows ~ Haiku

Why do cats like these??
Marshmallows make them so sick!
They must taste great twice.

Redneck Hors D'oeuvres ~ Haiku

Chunks Of Homemade Cheese
Tiny Wienies Dipped In Sauce
Good Stuff On Toothpicks

Yogurt ~ Haiku

good digestion aide
my fav: chocolate frozen
is that still healthy?

Zwieback ~ Haiku

chunks of teething toast
babies gummed them into mush
sad soggy remnants

Vegetable Garden ~ Haiku

hands in the clean soil
watching the seeds burst with new life
eat the fresh results

Noodle Wallpaper ~ Haiku

'When They Stick, They're Done.'
All My Pasta Thrown At Walls...
Nothing Left To Eat!

Fried Food ~ Haiku

enjoying fried food
though I know it's bad for me
grease is so yummy